“Bhageerathi Bai Narayana Rao Maanay Institute of Technology”, aka BNMIT is a private technical co-educational school located in the 2nd stage of the banashankri and every time you take an auto make sure to pronounce BNMIT clearly before he drops you at BMSCE. Yes nobody fuckin knows where BNMIT is and yet they consider themselves in list of top 5 vtu colleges god knows by what measures. It’s like honey Singh considering himself in the race of Grammy awards lol!
Okay let’s talk about some prominent parts of bnmit . The most important man of BNMIT no it’s not the director it’s the security guard the sun kissed fat ass in white uniform. That nigga has supreme powers and you can only enter the college by his wish so make sure you have the I’d card or else be ready to hear his intolerable voice which is enough to spoil your day. Now coming on to the director aka the Hitler of BNMIT is and I mean it very nicely a gigantic asshole. That guy is the real old age mafia of BNMIT and every staff is forced to revolve around him. Here is the thing he takes up the easiest part of a subject and finish that with his own convenience by taking class at any hour and meanwhile the other teacher can fuck around. He also feels a kinda inferiority complex if he sees a guy with a girl don’t know why may be he don’t get a boner anymore. You can find many more disappointing faces here at BNMIT.
BNMIT- Disgusting rules are here where are you ?
If making a lame rules is an art then definitely BNMIT is Picasso of it. I mean no phones are allowed inside the campus, you cannot wear a round neck t-shirt or a faded jeans, a guy and a girl can’t sit together in a class are some of the many shitty rules and I’m not kidding they are for real. Who could have imagined that there is a college in IT hub of India where phones aren’t allowed , seriously insane.
BNMIT- All the nerds are here where are you?
Yes if your only aim in life is to mug up the vtu books then welcome mate this college belongs to you.
BNMIT- No grounds are here where are you?
Sports?? Sorry we don’t do that here . Bnmit has a piece of land for basketball cum handball cum volleyball cum parking cum bunking spot. So if you are an sports enthusiast then better you hang your boots off before joining BNMIT.
BNMIT is the tiniest engineering school I have ever seen even elementary school buildings are larger it’s like Narayan Rao mane initially bought a plot for his house then shifted his plan to college. We don’t even have separate buildings for different branches here and yes including MBA.
BNMIT – Here education is just not for livelihood it’s for life
And this is their real tagline so let’s just break it down. Yes their education is not for livelihood I mean mechanical students can relate here and later half says it’s for life and suddenly I can feel the pain 😦
Enough of bashing man let’s talk some positive things of BNMIT.
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Ps- I have missed many points here so if you feel adding up some more do let me know in the comments.